Still Funny: JFK Ground ("You guys should come up here one day.")
Ground: "Ya can't just do... can't just do... Alright. See this takes so much energy guys."
Ground: "You didn't even MOVE yet!"
Ground: "You're unable to EVERYthing, sir, that plane of yours, sir."
I come back to this one whenever I think I'm having a bad day getting folks to do what they're supposed to. The attachment has the audio recording along with an airport diagram.